The Topic
Grocery shopping in Madrid.
The Meat
Just came back from a visit to my local grocery store Día – a super-sized version of the Best World, RIP Best Way – in Mt. Pleasant. For all you sheltered DC folk:

The following observations were made:
1. Self-checkout doesn’t exist in Madrid. Period. You could have a candy bar and wait in-line behind 8 people, all whom have no less than 10 loaves of bread, 9 bottles of beer, various kinds of pork, and laundry detergent. For example, i had one grocery purchase and in a separate line was a man with only oranges and pork tenderloins – I have come to a point I do not question grocery decisions such as this in Spain.
This was the perfect case for an express line or self-checkout! Not. False.
2. The man in front of me in line purchased a package of breakfast pastries, batteries, laundry softener, and a few other questionable items for 7:30 PM on a Tuesday. He also carefully examined the batteries in line as if he was purchasing a new home. He then whipped out a wad of 50′s as if to show off his hard-earned drug money.
Suspect. I think so.
3. The couple next to me who had no less than (10) 40′s of Mahou in their cart. Once again, am I surprised by this non-Tuesday-esque behavior? I wish I was. BUT, alas they surprised me in the top of the ninth with their purchase of light chips. This could possibly be the first time I have seen a Spaniard anywhere near the words “fat-free”, “light”, etc. Granted, this is like ordering a Diet Coke with your Value Meal.
But still, I consider it a small victory for the health of Spanish people.
4. It totally makes sense to have to ride up an escalator, walk through the expansive liquor section, walk down a flight of stairs, trip over the lady selling baguettes, and stroll through a section of diapers in order to get to the yogurt section. It makes even more sense to not put the pasta sauce and pasta next to each other. That is comparable to putting beer next to baby diapers.
5. They have lockers at the grocery store, in addition to plaid-colored mail carrier style bags for people to transport their groceries home. While this makes total sense from a sustainable level, I find it plain amusing to watch people play bumper card with their wheeled grocery bags. And a locker? Do people have to lock their cigarettes away because the grocery store is the one place smoking is not allowed?
The Takeaway
I miss you, Harris Teeter. I miss your well organized store. Your delicious samples. Your People magazine that gives me something to do so I don’t have so much free time to observe the above things..